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OT: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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by Donktard Borker November 5, 2012 12:37 PM


Surely, you can't be serious?
by Nobody Knows More Than Me November 5, 2012 12:40 PM


Surely, you can't be serious?
by Nobody Knows More Than Me November 5, 2012 12:40 PM


"Stewardess, do you have something light to read"

"How about this leaflet on famous Jewish sports legends?"
by The Tolerant Educator November 5, 2012 1:25 PM


Captain, how soon can we land?

I can't tell....

You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

by Donktard Borker November 5, 2012 1:41 PM


So Joey, do you like Gladiator movies?
by Lex Parsimoniae November 5, 2012 1:49 PM



The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."


by Dr. Branker November 5, 2012 1:55 PM


"There's a sale at Penny's" and "Leon is getting larger".
by Driver 8 November 5, 2012 1:56 PM


Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

by Steven701 November 5, 2012 2:03 PM


Over Macho Grande?
by Nobody Knows More Than Me November 5, 2012 2:05 PM


I'll never be over Macho Grande.
by Lex Parsimoniae November 5, 2012 2:28 PM


No quotes, just a picture of the flight attendant re-inflating the smiling auto pilot.



by YATI November 5, 2012 2:45 PM


Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
by Unfair and Imbalanced November 5, 2012 5:38 PM


I found out an odd thing recently.
Airplane is based, not even loosely on a 50's movie.

I don't remember the name [I saw it a couple of months ago on TMC], but even the characters have the same names and some of the dialog is the same.

Turns out it isn't so brilliant as Mystery Theatre 3000ish.

One of the nastiest things my parents ever said to me, thinking it was a HUGE compliment;
How much the guy that ran around shouting 'auntie Em! Auntie Em!' REMINDED THEM OF ME.
by turdly November 5, 2012 6:18 PM


it's a spoof of Zero Hour, turdly. From a thriller comes a comedy.


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by ol'canuckle head November 5, 2012 6:50 PM


Thanks. I didn't have a clue about that until a few months ago.

I no longer wonder why the movie was written in 12 word jokes/clips but still flowed so well.


under; over.
by turdly November 5, 2012 6:57 PM


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