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"Buggery" is a funny word

Unless you live in South Carolina. Then it's serious.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9BOST180&show_article=1

TGK, WTF?!?!
by ragingbats November 4, 2009 2:18 PM

HA HA HA HA Buggery!! That guy has some issues!
by das4short November 4, 2009 2:29 PM

HA!

Yeah, dude got nailed for porking the SAME horse AGAIN. I guess he shared something special with ol' Sugar there. He should prove popular in prison...

Gotta love some of the kooky shit that goes down here. When people go overboard, they just go all the way. A couple years ago right near the big insurance place downtown where my wife worked, they found two naked people dead in the street...they apparently were knocking boots on the roof 50 feet up and fell off. Had a big fireworks factory blow up a couple years before that, the only thing left after the blast was a few chunks of the foundation (!!).

So the horse whisperer? He's kinda par for the course. Or par for the horse...

On the upside, we've got nice weather, killer food, low cost of living, and nuclear-hot girls as far as the eye can see, so it's a great place to live, buggery and all!

by TheGoblinKing November 4, 2009 2:39 PM

Where is bunker?
by dead eye November 4, 2009 2:47 PM

Hey, everybody has to be somewhere.


by SunKing November 4, 2009 2:51 PM

SunKing,

"""Hey, everybody has to be somewhere."""

I think that's what the Giddy-Up Bandit told the judge...

"Son, why did you pork that horse?"

"Sir, everybody's got to put it SOMEwhere..."
by TheGoblinKing November 4, 2009 3:15 PM

That is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. What the hell do you tell the other prisonrs when they ask "wha ya in fo"? "Well I am hear for horse rapery". Obviously that guy has to have something seriously wrong with him. Not only did he get caught, but this is the second time. I wonder if on the sex offender sight, that I cannot believe he had to register for, it actually says his offense was for raping a horse.
by Vinnie The Leg Breaker November 4, 2009 3:58 PM

What part was infected?

Talk about a Game Cock.
by Masher November 4, 2009 4:09 PM

Thank God he didn't decide to have a smoke!

"It wasn't the first time she'd caught Vereen. In late 2007, Kenley found him asleep in the hay after assaulting her horse."

Seriously though, that poor woman, think of what she's had to endure over this jackass!

Can't the dude buy something on the internet or at Walmart to satisfy his urges? Really!


by ICD's No. 1 Groupie November 4, 2009 4:20 PM

They sell that shit at WalMart, ICD#1G?
by Masher November 4, 2009 4:28 PM

Duh, Masher, have you not heard of My Little Pony?

;)


by ICD's No. 1 Groupie November 4, 2009 4:45 PM

Duh. I figured you were looking for a Game Cock.

Masher doesn't do smilies, but if I did, I would.
by Masher November 4, 2009 4:54 PM

Was Rodell faithfull to Sugar?


by Kevin CA November 4, 2009 5:26 PM

Did the police bother to investigate whether the sex was consensual?


by Steven701 November 4, 2009 5:29 PM

Was the horse black?
by Masher November 4, 2009 5:48 PM

Entrapment! That horse lured him. Bet she's hot.
by findingfunding November 4, 2009 6:26 PM

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